wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via will-twerk-for-wifi)


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via witnessinevitability1124)


quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via vaginaaboob)


You’re still my person, even if I’m not yours.
Grey’s Anatomy (via connotativewords)

(via will-twerk-for-wifi)


your-eyes-swallow-me:

lora-mathis:

Girl, an ongoing series 
by Lora Mathis 

I’m a guy and I’m reblogging this because I am sorry. 

(via jellisart)


I wanna fuck someone right now…


(via lntemperance)


amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via jellisart)


accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

(via the-dirtiest-dan)




xcrashedbrains:

depression blog

xcrashedbrains:

depression blog

(via ordinary-destiny)


linxspiration:

Easily the prettiest picture ever of Emma Watson.

linxspiration:

Easily the prettiest picture ever of Emma Watson.

(via get-the--fuck--over-it)